Telophase

So I sat down in the computer labs and got a call from Joanna.
"Why are you there? Aren't you supposed to be here?"
Wait... what? "Noo... it says here, on the website... I am supposed to be here." I was going to shat in my pants big time, I thought I was in the wrong place for my exam.
"Oh..." She paused. "I guess we have our exams in different places then."

Nooooo I thought as Joanna was explaining to me all the procedures and so forth that I have to go through. Leaving my bags with the security was just too much of a hassle, I'd rather leave it in a toilet cubicle and go into the exam hall. What is the point of being in a queue to wait for someone to take my belongings away from me? I'd rather someone take it while I'm in the toilet, that way I wouldn't be expecting anything... Please, save the agnoising anticipation.

"... So I guess I have to study alone." Joanna concluded her exam 101 speech.
"Noooooo" I voiced my thoughts. "I can't.. wait... whaaaaat?" This was all too sudden for me, this is tragic... I had to say something. "Does this mean I don't get to... I don't get to... see you?" I was surprised at what I said.
"Aww don't worry, we'll see each other tomorrow." I could hear Joanna's smile, she was probably touched by my sad voice. She could probably visualise my soul being gripped by the ankles and surrounded by sadness... Engulfed in sadness and disbelief... what a horrible state to imagine someone, wonderful like myself, to be in.
Jooooaaaannaaaaaa..... I cried silently. Whyyy... why is the world so cruel to us?
"Anyway, I'll talk to you later kay?" She ended the conversation. Then I was sitting alone in the computer labs... left speechless, alone and suffered in my devastation.

My stomach grumbled...
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO CHOCOLATE UNTIL TOMORROWWWW?
I thought as Joanna hung up.
BUT... BUT YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WOULD BRING ME FOOOD LAST WEEK.

God, I'm such a heartless b*tch sometimes :P
Anyway, I immediately texted Ollie afterwards, but I think he is still sleeping LOL

Take care, x

p.s. this blog was written all in good fun. i'm just sitting here being bored and waiting for a reply.

p.p.s. no, i don't see my friends just to scab food off them... because of my appetite, i have somewhat been assigned to be joanna's guinea pig... test tasting food before she serves it to other people. I have done an experiment on this.
Once, Joanna brought in 3 banana cakes and offered it to Ollie and myself. Being the hungry one, I said I would love some, whereas Ollie refused.
A week later, Joanna brought in 3 banana cakes and Ollie gladly took one before me.
Seeee? confidence in joanna's cooking increases when the consumption of food itself is observed.

p.p.p.s.I'm going to get to the exam hall like 45 minutes early LOL I seriously have no idea where to go.