DAMN BUGS

WTF WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THE FLY SCREEN ON ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT.

We don't keep lights on inside the house often -.- and my room is like the brightest thing you see the first thing you step into the doors... in this case FLY/CRAWL/SLITHER into my house.

FRIKKEN BUGS CAN YOU LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE.
I was trying to watch One piece and then 2 moths like ECLIPSED the lights and I hate it when they cast the shadows over you because that's pretty much like the sun eclipsing the moon (or vice versa). Anyway, being the stupid wuss I am I was like GAHHH so I got the insect spray (less irritant, lemon fresh!) and sprayed them like 4-5 times and ran out of my room and waited on the steps and watched them as they were flopping here and there.

Then,when things seemed to have quietened down, I made my way up the stairs with a slipper and a bug spray in my hand. (Note: I was barefooted and I had a singlet and shorts on... can't go anymore bare than that during a moth battle...)

Anyway, I was like NINJA and just imagined that I had some intruder on my pirate ship (was still in one piece mode)
I inspected every inch of my room... but they weren't anywhere... So I took a leap for it on my bed and was like KACHA looked around then BAM
they were suffering, flopping around under my study table.
GROSS.
Anyway, I used my slipper and was like hitting and spraying them with bug spray like mad. They finally died, so I managed to get them in the bin...

I was complaining to A and he said "Oh you can't keep everything out of your room. You'd be very lucky..."
And I was like thinking "God damn, just because all the bugs in the house is basically going to my room and every other room is safe =.="

Anyway, I sat down and realised one of my minor assignments is due tomorrow... So I decided to work on it~ Then... FRIGGIN ANOTHER MOVING SHADOW. THIS TIME IT WAS BIGGER. WTF. HAS IT COME TO SEEK REVENGE FOR ITS OFFSPRINGS? IS THIS THE FAT BOSS THAT USUALLY COMES OUT TOWARDS THE END OF AN ONE PIECE ADVENTURE?

ARGH. I TOTALLY WENT LUFFY ON IT. I got the insect spray and friggin sprayed it like crazy and then got my assignment booklet thing and air-smashed it and it went on the ground. Then it flew up a little AND WENT IN MY DAMN BOOKSHELF. WTFUX. STUPID COWARD. COME OUT AND GET SOME.

Anyway, A was like "what's wrong?"
I said there was another damn moth in my room.
And he was like "oh of course, they're attracted to your light... and I better close the fly screen door." WAIT WHAT. THE FLY SCREEN DOOR WASN'T CLOSED?!!!
Anyway, he closed it and was like "is everything okay?"
and I was just agro so I just grunted and he walked off.

THEN FRIGGIN, I TURNED TO MY BED AND THERE ARE TWO FLYING ANTS ON MY BED.
WTF. HAVE THEY CHOSEN MY BED TO BE THEIR MATING SPOT?
I DON'T FRIKKEN THINK SO.
They were like crawling on my pillow by the time I got my slipper and I just bashed the crap out of them. I didn't even care that they were on my beloved bed linen.

God. Damn. Bugs.

AND THAT COWARD MOTH IS STILL BEING A WUSS.
I SWEAR. WHEN I SEE IT CRAWL OUT OF MY BOOK SHELF I AM GOING TO *HIKEN* THE CRRRRAAAAP OUT OF IT.

DAMN BUGS GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

*Angry angry angry*